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How Novel

An experimental Novel by Barbera Cartwheel

Flool yumyum, Beepity ting, Squiffle

Poot pling, Flupfft fff, Pah! Pahpapah!

Rung Nuh? Thrupetty thrup.

Mmmft pluft nash, nash, nosh.

Grewly grumbly 🙁

Squeeeeeeee pop! Hehehehe.

THE END

 

Flool yumyum – The noise you make when you see a lovely muffin in the supermarket.

Beepity ting – The sound of the till as it processes said muffin purchase.

Squiffle – At home removing the paper casing makes this noise.

Poot pling – The muffin is placed on a plate.

Flupfft fff – The sound of a muffin accidentally rolling off the plate and landing on the floor.

Pah! Pahpapah! – A mixture of unbelievable and disappointment rolled into one as your prized muffin escapes you.

Rung Nuh? – The sound of the dog recognising a free snack.

Thrupetty thrup – Rapid dog steps to the muffin.

Mmmft pluft nash, nash, nosh – Sound of said muffin being eaten by the dog.

Grewly grumbly 🙁 – A noise used to show displeasure with said dog.

Squeeeeeeee pop! – All is forgotten in an instant when an unexpected breaking of wind occurs.

Hehehehe – Hehehehe

A SHORT NOVEL BY ACCLAIMED NOVELIST BARBERA CARTWHEEL AVAILABLE IN ALL GOOD BOOKSHOPS SOMETIME NEVER

 

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