An experimental Novel by Barbera Cartwheel
Flool yumyum, Beepity ting, Squiffle
Poot pling, Flupfft fff, Pah! Pahpapah!
Rung Nuh? Thrupetty thrup.
Mmmft pluft nash, nash, nosh.
Grewly grumbly 🙁
Squeeeeeeee pop! Hehehehe.
Flool yumyum – The noise you make when you see a lovely muffin in the supermarket.
Beepity ting – The sound of the till as it processes said muffin purchase.
Squiffle – At home removing the paper casing makes this noise.
Poot pling – The muffin is placed on a plate.
Flupfft fff – The sound of a muffin accidentally rolling off the plate and landing on the floor.
Pah! Pahpapah! – A mixture of unbelievable and disappointment rolled into one as your prized muffin escapes you.
Rung Nuh? – The sound of the dog recognising a free snack.
Thrupetty thrup – Rapid dog steps to the muffin.
Mmmft pluft nash, nash, nosh – Sound of said muffin being eaten by the dog.
Grewly grumbly 🙁 – A noise used to show displeasure with said dog.
Squeeeeeeee pop! – All is forgotten in an instant when an unexpected breaking of wind occurs.
Hehehehe – Hehehehe
A SHORT NOVEL BY ACCLAIMED NOVELIST BARBERA CARTWHEEL AVAILABLE IN ALL GOOD BOOKSHOPS SOMETIME NEVER