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Pop-A-Doodle-Doo Countdown!

Our pop pundits have been scouring the galaxy to bring you nine brand new top hit LP’s catapulting you into a New Year of new music and high energy disco pop rap country beats. Ronnie Retrospeks reviews our newest and grooviest selection of pap, err, I mean pop to enter the scene for all you […]

Are You A Fluffer?

Don’t laugh, I wear socks. OK, I know that most people wear socks so maybe I was a bit premature, so don’t laugh, I wear bed socks. You can stop laughing now. It keeps my tootsies warm during these winter months and the funny thing is I don’t wear anything else. Scrub that, far too […]

Hit Him! Right In The Goolies!

“The knuckles of Reginald Barker’s right hand thudded into Ricky’s spine, but Ricky scarcely felt the pain of the blow.” Wow! What are you reading? Sounds awfully violent and rakish! Thudding fists and spinal injury, why, it must be no other than the Children’s Dandy Annual for 1970. You can read the above line in […]

Don’t Hurl, It’s The Sickly Christmas Post!

Ready? Prepare yourself, it’s that time again although I do sprinkle a bit of salt on the sugar after a while if you can bare to read on… Another year has passed at Impossimal HQ with another reason to say thank you to you, our family of Impossimal fans for bringing us so much happiness along […]

Have You Been Affected By Noddyism?

Its awful, it’s the same thing every year, somebody, somewhere will succumb to Noddyism. We at the Noddisim Recovery Unit pride ourselves on first hand Noddy related illnesses and can treat most forms of Noddyism without the fear of a relapse. Please use the check list below, if you can tick two or more you […]

Get Down Wid Da Queenie

It always good of the Queen to take time away from her family on Christmas day to deliver a message to us all but I can’t help thinking that it may benefit from a little of today’s celebrity influence, a bit of street would help no end. Anyway, she must have pulled some fantastic Christmas cracker to get […]