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It’s been a very, very long time since I have had the time to update the blog with a new entry, it did used to get updated most days with various surreal and strange entries but gradually the creative side of the Impossimals have taken over my waking hours. Fortunately I have a little more […]

READ EM! All Our Secrets Right Here!

I love carpark picnics, a chance to dine from tupperware when we visit galleries for appearances but have you ever wondered why we put ourselves through it and all the extensive travelling? It’s certainly not originally out of choice, it’s more of something that has been thrust upon us over the years after experiencing varying […]

Impossimals Are Real? You Will Never Guess What Happened Next…

Take a closer look at that Impossimal on your wall, notice anything unusual about it? Did you realise that the stripes, colours and body shapes differ quite a bit from year to year? Ever wondered just what the Impossimals really are? Well, wait no longer! The Impossimals are REAL! Real? I Hear you say… Yes, […]

101 Interesting Ways To Expire

I’m often surprised at some of the random things we get up to; some are planned, others come out of nowhere and others, well, others, just happen. Little did I realise last year that when we upsticks and moved Impossimal HQ after living for eighteen years in the same place that life in general would become […]

Oribarmy

Many people are turning to the ancient art of Oribarmi, or useless paper folding to replace disappointing television as entertainment. It’s quite easy to do and to get you on your way here’s a few easy projects to make some stunning paper sculptures. All you need a a piece of paper similar to the above. […]

Stop! Look! It’s The Law!

Detective Sergent Collywobble here and today I want to tell you about some of the improvements to the police force in your area and assure you that government cuts will not effect you in any way. Don’t forget to dial 01821-PIZZA-XPRESS to get through to our handy Polica-Pizza-Pie ordering service which in no way is […]

Where Have All The Impossimals Gone?

You may have noticed a bit of a change of pace this year, Impossimals normally make their appearance around February but this year they have still to make an appearance. It’s something they have done like clockwork every year since 2005 so what better way after whizzing through the Impossimal ten year mark in 2015 […]

A Piece Of Pee

It’s been a while since I have posted on the blog about some of the more usual unusual experiences I have had lately that has left me feeling like I’m in the twilight zone, it’s not that I don’t want to share these unique experiences it’s just that with Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, LinkedIn, Tumblr, Pinterest, […]

It’s A Sketch Up

Over the last few weeks I have been in the studio working on several brand new Impossimal collections for 2016. As usual they have all started off with simple pencil sketches followed by a pretty detailed oil sketch and this year, especially after the wonderful time I had painting Lost Alice I wanted the new […]

Don’t Hurl, It’s The Sickly Christmas Post!

Ready? Prepare yourself, it’s that time again although I do sprinkle a bit of salt on the sugar after a while if you can bare to read on… Another year has passed at Impossimal HQ with another reason to say thank you to you, our family of Impossimal fans for bringing us so much happiness along […]