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What A Mug

‘We Love Real’ was a project the Impossimals shared with The Post Office a few years ago, basically we were allocated a pigeon hole and allowed to send anything to it, this was then photographed and posed online, a bit like a ‘real’ social media space. Anybody could log onto our live pigeon hole and […]

Last Chance For Chapter Five And A Bit Of Uncommon Nonsense

Tomorrow, Saturday 12th December at The Evergreen Art Cafe in Daventry is the last appearance date of the Lost Alice tour, a befitting end at a location so ideally suited to tea and cakes. So for one final time, if you get chance pop along anytime between 11am-3pm for a chat, cup of tea or […]

Come Dine With Alice

Fancy visiting a wonderful sea front hotel for a spot to eat or a quiet drink in sumptuous surroundings? Do you like Alice in Wonderland and the Impossimals and wish you could pop your head into their world for a little while? Now you can with The Downcliffe Hotel in Filey and their new Lost […]

The A-Z of Christmas by Peter The Reindeer

Oh no! It’s that time of year again! Advent Calendars Twenty four disappointing doors with lacklustre images or chocolate, much easier to line up twenty four bottles of wine for a much more fun start to the day. Tip :Don’t buy the new Downing Street calendar, there’s nothing behind any of the doors apart from […]

The NEW Home Of Blogging The Impossimal

Welcome to the new home of BLOGGING THE IMPOSSIMAL which after ten years has decided to go all high-tech twenty seven years later than everyone else and move to a WordPress site. So sit down, buckle up and prepared to be bored, amazed, nauseous, delighted and feel rakishly guilty as we trawl the gutter to […]

Merry Christmas, S*itter Was Full

1. Find nice attractive paper and place on floor. 2. Roll out paper so it’s flat. 3. Re-roll out the paper because you forgot to place something on it to stay rolled out. 4. Re-roll out paper because the roll of sellotape wasn’t heavy enough to hold it down. 5. Curse. 6. With all four […]

Welcome To Your 14-Day Guide – All Your Family Favourites! Best Value Double Issue ONLY 95p

Welcome to your 14-Day Guide All your family favourites! Best Value Double Issue 95p CHRISTMAS DAY HIGHLIGHTS Guide written by TV Pundit, Ivor Crimblecock BBC1 4:00am Christmas LIVE Secret cameras record children as they wake up and drag their drunk parents out of bed to watch them rip open mountains of presents and discard them […]

Something Special

Over the last eleven years we have only ever allowed Impossimal artwork to be used on a select few quality products, the last being over five years ago with the final set of cufflinks so after much deliberation and a lot of making sure we only find the correct products we decided in the lead […]

FREE GIFT! Knob Twiddler Weakly

In celebration of Peter and Jayne appearing at Castle Galleries Norwich tomorrow between 1-4pm all welcome here’s our Friday Free Gift to you, the knob twiddling public!Your pocket guide to Christmas Day television and beyond, simply use our patent screen scissors to cut out your computer or laptop screen to have this free guide to […]

It’s All Pies I Tell You!

Hi, I’m Rod Stewart and I officially don’t endorse today’s blog entry. What if the world was made of chewing gum? Everything you touch was sticky and could be bent and shaped into whatever you wanted. Pieces could be broken off and chewed then spat out to become part of the world again. Yes, my […]