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Things I’m Not And Things I Don’t

  I’m not… An artist that sends out random emails to people trying to get them to visit my house in Ontario that I don’t have. Looking for an assistant to carry my easel during worldwide travels painting spotted pigs. Have a significant portfolio of $10,000,000 to offer to strangers for safe keeping whilst asking […]

Hit Him! Right In The Goolies!

“The knuckles of Reginald Barker’s right hand thudded into Ricky’s spine, but Ricky scarcely felt the pain of the blow.” Wow! What are you reading? Sounds awfully violent and rakish! Thudding fists and spinal injury, why, it must be no other than the Children’s Dandy Annual for 1970. You can read the above line in […]

Have You Been Affected By Noddyism?

Its awful, it’s the same thing every year, somebody, somewhere will succumb to Noddyism. We at the Noddisim Recovery Unit pride ourselves on first hand Noddy related illnesses and can treat most forms of Noddyism without the fear of a relapse. Please use the check list below, if you can tick two or more you […]

Get Down Wid Da Queenie

It always good of the Queen to take time away from her family on Christmas day to deliver a message to us all but I can’t help thinking that it may benefit from a little of today’s celebrity influence, a bit of street would help no end. Anyway, she must have pulled some fantastic Christmas cracker to get […]