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Ideal buildA) Slim and svelte B) Average with a tendency to over eat C) Bouncy castle D) Thunder thighs with roll top bottom and back rack Attractiveness A) Bland and attracts flies B) Considered attractive by some forgotten tribes C) Drop dead gorgeous with a lazy eye D) A cross between Rod Hull and Emu Interests A) Helium balloons and goats B) Counting rivets on trains C) Gorging on chocolate and cheese whilst watching Twilight movies D) Squat thrusting in supermarket aisles Age preference A) 18-25 B) Cougar C) OAP D) 34 years, 7 days and 2 hours 23 minutes. Hair colour A) Grey B) Puce C) Blond but is a brunette D) Brunette that is a blond Shoe size A) 3-4 B) 9-11 C) Kayak D) Clown Outlook A) Positive thinker B) Jerk C) Miserable sad sack D) Couch potato Likes A) Cats B) Cats C) Cats D) Siberian Pygmy donkeys Dislikes A) Cats B) Removing nasal hair with pliers C) Playing Dutch ovens D) Moustaches on mice One sentence to describe your perfect mate A) Suave, sophisticated with a tendency to oil squirrels which is why they never make a noise B) Quiet stay at home type with homicidal tendencies C) Loud obnoxious ugly slob with lots of money D) Perfect partner with julabubs to rub and a well used fan belt Bzzzzzkkkkkt! Your perfect partner is Zoink! being selected from our Krunk! database, please wait. . . . . Mostly A’s
Baby faced Brian, a popular choice due to his incredible physique that unfortunately falls down in the trouser department with his petit pois and baby carrot. Comes with free rusks.
No more horsing around with this thin faced catch, comes with baggage and saggage but lives in the city and has pretty friends. Makes films and wears a saddle without kicking.
Dang nabbit it’s country boy yawl, you can go squirrellin’ and feast on grits. Free crazy teeth for all your kids, comes with tin bath and friends called Cletus.
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Dog goes woof, cat goes meow, bird goes tweet. Funky fox looking for sexy stoat, come and find out what the fox says and stroke my brush. Dial 018726-62552-66 now!
Pale face seeks Pocahontas to Pocahontas all night. Box 6524
Flyboy wants to take you to heaven and back on his golden unicorn of delight. No time wasters or Ogres. Box 8263
Troll, own bridge seeks flirty goat for gruffing. Box 862
Sleeping beauty requires waking, must fight dragon first and ride a silver stallion. Please note, I am NOT Rapunzel, use the stairs, key under mat. Box 829163
Still looking, desperate house maid trapped by two sisters. Feet in bandages after accident with glass slippers. Will meet but must be home before midnight. Box 91625
Naive girl followed wrong path in life and ended up with three losers for friends. Let down at last minute by a fake magician and followed by small people. Accidentally killed a lady, owns ruby shoes and comes with pigtails. Reply Dorothy Box 41637