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Education and examination needs every bit of help you can give, now with the Internet you can find almost anything to help you with homework, coursework and revising. Here’s an helpful repository of some key moments in time you may freely wish to use in your work without fear of being downgraded.

HISTORICAL QUOTES

‘Yes Mr Fawkes, all our books on gunpowder are over there just before treason and plot.’

1605, British Library

‘They will have somebody’s eye out with those bloody things.’

1066, King Harold at the Battle Of Hastings

‘It’s a bit pointy, I wanted something a little different, maybe with a nice veranda’

2560 BC Paraoh Khufu to his architect after seeing his great pyramid for the first time.

‘I’ll tell you something, that was the best Unicorn I have ever tasted!’

Noah sometime during the great flood

‘You know, this would be a great place to open up a McDonalds’

1492, Christopher Columbus on discovering America

‘For god’s sake get Morbid Mona out of the background she’s ruining the Last Supper, tell her I’ll paint her later as long as she learns to smile.’

1493, Leonardo da Vinci

‘I don’t care who wrote it I have a roomful of monkeys with pen and parchment that could have done it if left long enough.’

1600, Manager of the Globe Theatre

‘I am well aware of the quality of a lengthy defecation, as upon completion Messrs D.F.& S Limiteds sale of chaise-longues was almost ended’

1668, Samuel Pepys unpublished excerpt

GEOGRAPHY & GENEALOGY

‘Recent excavations and the amount of bones we have found tell us that all dinosaurs lived underground.’

1859, Charles Darwin

‘The purpose of geography is to provide future generations the ability to use a map to find your nearest takeaway.’

148AD, Ptolemy

 

Keywords – Freshwater Dissitation

Wetlands, Drainage, Hydrological, Floodplain, Flush, River, Wombles, Watershed, Swamps, Bogs.

 

Keywords – Geography Patterns and Change

Ecological Footprint, Soil Degradation, Climate Change, Flatulance, Water Demand, Vegetarian Sausages

 

MATHEMATICS

‘A always equals B in every equation you will do unless you have a vowel’

1999, Carol Vordermann

‘1+1=2 doesn’t it Humpty?’

1973, Brian Cant

 

ENGLISH

Words to Include for Bonus Grades

Flange, Moist, Cranny, Spongy, Quaff, WTF, Retch, Prile, Ofsted, Spooging, Pringering, Gazooks

 

SCIENCE

‘Shoelaces will always become entangled at some point in life due to the dynamics of a system of point-like masses due to their mutual gravitational interactions, including general relativistic effects.’

A=€gmba/r2AB + 1d [10p – Sixpence] ¥ Woolworths

1938, Albert Einstein

‘The sky is blue because the sun is like having the big light on at home.’

1983, Nookie Bear

‘All rainbows are unicorn farts and can only be seen using this magical glass.’

1668, Isaac Newton upon playing with a prism

‘There I sat under the tree eating red hot scollops, an apple fell from the tree and hit me in the stomach, missed my boo locks completely.’

1666, Isaac Newton and his red hot scollops

 

(C) 2014 National Cirriculum RED HOT ANSWERS XXX Ltd

 

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