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Impossimals Are Real? You Will Never Guess What Happened Next…

Take a closer look at that Impossimal on your wall, notice anything unusual about it? Did you realise that the stripes, colours and body shapes differ quite a bit from year to year? Ever wondered just what the Impossimals really are? Well, wait no longer! The Impossimals are REAL! Real? I Hear you say… Yes, […]

101 Interesting Ways To Expire

I’m often surprised at some of the random things we get up to; some are planned, others come out of nowhere and others, well, others, just happen. Little did I realise last year that when we upsticks and moved Impossimal HQ after living for eighteen years in the same place that life in general would become […]

A Piece Of Pee

It’s been a while since I have posted on the blog about some of the more usual unusual experiences I have had lately that has left me feeling like I’m in the twilight zone, it’s not that I don’t want to share these unique experiences it’s just that with Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, LinkedIn, Tumblr, Pinterest, […]

Hit Him! Right In The Goolies!

“The knuckles of Reginald Barker’s right hand thudded into Ricky’s spine, but Ricky scarcely felt the pain of the blow.” Wow! What are you reading? Sounds awfully violent and rakish! Thudding fists and spinal injury, why, it must be no other than the Children’s Dandy Annual for 1970. You can read the above line in […]

Come Dine With Alice

Fancy visiting a wonderful sea front hotel for a spot to eat or a quiet drink in sumptuous surroundings? Do you like Alice in Wonderland and the Impossimals and wish you could pop your head into their world for a little while? Now you can with The Downcliffe Hotel in Filey and their new Lost […]

The A-Z of Christmas by Peter The Reindeer

Oh no! It’s that time of year again! Advent Calendars Twenty four disappointing doors with lacklustre images or chocolate, much easier to line up twenty four bottles of wine for a much more fun start to the day. Tip :Don’t buy the new Downing Street calendar, there’s nothing behind any of the doors apart from […]

Peter Picked A Pickled Pencil

Pencils whilst quite useful for drawing, easing our ear wax, nostril cleaning and probing foreign objects that look decidedly unappetising they can also provide hours of amusement in other ways. Maybe ‘hours’ was stretching it but a few minutes diversion at the very least. Lets start with a jape, tell your friend or colleague that […]