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Grandad Gollum

Hello my preciousss, kill them, we hate them, we mustn’t hurt master! We mustn’t! I remembersss we were so poorisss thatsss we ussed to eatsies nothing butsis weetabixesss for every mealsiss. Have you everyiss tried to barbecueisss weetabixesss? The resultant fire destroyed a town full of nassty hobbitses. Back in my daysis we were so […]

Towering Infertilizer

‘The pigs under the quilt again Mabel, you know what a mess he made last time, no amount of Daz is going to shift that stain.’ Mabel and Stan had decided to give up the rat race and try some of the good life. Being self sufficient in a council flat ten stories up does […]