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Don’t Hurl, It’s The Sickly Christmas Post!

Ready? Prepare yourself, it’s that time again although I do sprinkle a bit of salt on the sugar after a while if you can bare to read on… Another year has passed at Impossimal HQ with another reason to say thank you to you, our family of Impossimal fans for bringing us so much happiness along […]

Have You Been Affected By Noddyism?

Its awful, it’s the same thing every year, somebody, somewhere will succumb to Noddyism. We at the Noddisim Recovery Unit pride ourselves on first hand Noddy related illnesses and can treat most forms of Noddyism without the fear of a relapse. Please use the check list below, if you can tick two or more you […]


Boring post today? I think not, read on… I love social media, I hate social media. That pretty much sums up most days dealing with Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Pinterest, LinkedIn, Klout, Google+, WordPress, Blogger and everything and anything else socially created online for the Impossimals. For me it’s turned from a few minutes a day […]

What A Mug

‘We Love Real’ was a project the Impossimals shared with The Post Office a few years ago, basically we were allocated a pigeon hole and allowed to send anything to it, this was then photographed and posed online, a bit like a ‘real’ social media space. Anybody could log onto our live pigeon hole and […]

Last Chance For Chapter Five And A Bit Of Uncommon Nonsense

Tomorrow, Saturday 12th December at The Evergreen Art Cafe in Daventry is the last appearance date of the Lost Alice tour, a befitting end at a location so ideally suited to tea and cakes. So for one final time, if you get chance pop along anytime between 11am-3pm for a chat, cup of tea or […]

Come Dine With Alice

Fancy visiting a wonderful sea front hotel for a spot to eat or a quiet drink in sumptuous surroundings? Do you like Alice in Wonderland and the Impossimals and wish you could pop your head into their world for a little while? Now you can with The Downcliffe Hotel in Filey and their new Lost […]

Something Special

Over the last eleven years we have only ever allowed Impossimal artwork to be used on a select few quality products, the last being over five years ago with the final set of cufflinks so after much deliberation and a lot of making sure we only find the correct products we decided in the lead […]

It’s All Pies I Tell You!

Hi, I’m Rod Stewart and I officially don’t endorse today’s blog entry. What if the world was made of chewing gum? Everything you touch was sticky and could be bent and shaped into whatever you wanted. Pieces could be broken off and chewed then spat out to become part of the world again. Yes, my […]

Hee-Haw!!!!!! Look At My ASS!

Its Monday morning so its time for Donkey Wise Donkey Advise, our regular column dedicated to your problems with our Wise Donkey solutions. Todays blog has been sponsored by www.donkeydodonkeydontdonkeywisedonkeylies.com a subsidiarity of www.sheepgobaapigsgooinkandpandassitaroundalotandlooksad.comDear Three Wise Donkeys,I am a working mother of two and I have recently run up a large credit card bill without my husbands […]

Hoff Yourself A Merry Little Christmas

If like me you always have the perfect Christmas with perfect food, presents and me then you should give me a call, if not, all you other non-Hoffs can follow my handy guide to Christmas. Ho Ho Hoff and away we go! Christmas dinner for the Hoff is a perfect plate on a perfect table […]