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Hit Him! Right In The Goolies!

“The knuckles of Reginald Barker’s right hand thudded into Ricky’s spine, but Ricky scarcely felt the pain of the blow.” Wow! What are you reading? Sounds awfully violent and rakish! Thudding fists and spinal injury, why, it must be no other than the Children’s Dandy Annual for 1970. You can read the above line in […]

Make Mine A Large One

(Theme tune) Is it little? is it large?We don’t know so let us ask,Little or large is such a blast,Asking comics from the past. It’s the Little Or Large Show! (Applause and cue laughter) Is it little or is it large? Our first guests are celebrity legendary comedians Eddie Large and Syd Little who haven’t […]

No.2 ROAR!!!!

 Marvel as the blog brings you the first thrilling adventure story from the mind of the master of the unknown unknowns who unknowingly unleashes the unknown into the unknown. Prepare for the unknown with ROAR!!!  It’s going to be rough!  I like it rough!  Better than a pump!  All night!!!!!!  Good god! It’s Uncontrollable!  Take […]

FREE A-Z Of Trumpeting

ARAPTURE – Passing gas at such an high speed that internal Fracking occurs and your legs tremble uncontrollably as you sink to the floor. BRUMPING – Like a trapped burp this one sits at the edge until it expels with a Floomph, similar to the sound of a gun being muffled by a cushion. CRICKETTY […]