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How To Talk To A Dog Dogs use a complex system of communication called a Bi-frequency Ahhhrythmic Relay Keytone to talk, you will need to learn this too. We will shorten it to BARK for easier reading but basically you need to BARK like your dog. It’s not hard to learn and you can start […]

I Wear Pantaloons

As a reader of this blog this month we are giving you the chance to buy some of the latest in sheep lambology. If you place an order within the next ten days I will give you a foldaway feed bag on wheels entirely free!  iBaaBaa – Cordless communication with flock to flock technology. £3 […]

Holy Underpants, Show Me Your Bristols

Holy Cornflakes Batman, are they serious? Is Peter and Jayne really appearing at Castle Galleries, Cribbs Causeway in Bristol tomorrow? I’m afraid so Robin, the tragic twosome will be there between 2-5pm. Holy hankies, what are you going to do? I thought the Penguin and the Joker were the worst thing to happen and now […]

I Am The Great Cornholio

Artists can be unpredictable moody people with a penchant for over flowery words and exaggerated dress sense but how do you know if you are an artist? Recent scientific discoveries have allowed us to make a quick checklist, simply add up the statements you agree with to find out if you are indeed an insufferable […]

Lidl Donkey

In 1977 I received a book for Christmas, it was called ‘The Making of The Goodies Disaster Movie’ a surreal bit of work written by the Goodies. Graham Garden, Bill Oddie and Tim Brooke-Taylor who wrote and played the Goodies on television was surreal entertainment at its best and helped shaped my skewed view on […]

Fancy A Cup?

Sunday 7th September 5:00am Got up, not much sleep due to being chased by Scooby Doo and a large sausage and went downstairs. Today was show day and the new Impossimal launch at the ICC flagship gallery in Birmingham. Hundreds of people to talk to and my head was full of cotton wool. Checked emails, […]


Are you one of those strange weirdos called an artist? Take our handy pocket quiz to find out. 1. You are standing in the post office queue when you notice the lady in front has purple hair, how do you react? A) You start to cry uncontrollably after you realise the purple is crimson based […]

Hot Off The Press

After a few weeks of work the latest Mission Impossimal Magazine is finally available to read online and can be found at www.petersmithcollective.co.uk Created entirely by myself and Jayne in the studio it offers a little round up of this year so far and a few items that we thought you may be interested in […]

The Great Impossimal Golden Egg Hunt

Recent excavations have revealed that Impossimals were worshipped centuries earlier than first thought after the discovery of the golden Impossimal, an expertly crafted golden egg in the shape of an Impossimal. Made from the finest materials and featuring diamond studded nose holes it drew gasps from the team of archeologists who marvelled at its beauty […]