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How To Talk To A Dog Dogs use a complex system of communication called a Bi-frequency Ahhhrythmic Relay Keytone to talk, you will need to learn this too. We will shorten it to BARK for easier reading but basically you need to BARK like your dog. It’s not hard to learn and you can start […]

Holy Underpants, Show Me Your Bristols

Holy Cornflakes Batman, are they serious? Is Peter and Jayne really appearing at Castle Galleries, Cribbs Causeway in Bristol tomorrow? I’m afraid so Robin, the tragic twosome will be there between 2-5pm. Holy hankies, what are you going to do? I thought the Penguin and the Joker were the worst thing to happen and now […]

The Great Impossimal Golden Egg Hunt

Recent excavations have revealed that Impossimals were worshipped centuries earlier than first thought after the discovery of the golden Impossimal, an expertly crafted golden egg in the shape of an Impossimal. Made from the finest materials and featuring diamond studded nose holes it drew gasps from the team of archeologists who marvelled at its beauty […]