I’m not… An artist that sends out random emails to people trying to get them to visit my house in Ontario that I don’t have. Looking for an assistant to carry my easel during worldwide travels painting spotted pigs. Have a significant portfolio of $10,000,000 to offer to strangers for safe keeping whilst asking […]
Our pop pundits have been scouring the galaxy to bring you nine brand new top hit LP’s catapulting you into a New Year of new music and high energy disco pop rap country beats. Ronnie Retrospeks reviews our newest and grooviest selection of pap, err, I mean pop to enter the scene for all you […]
Don’t laugh, I wear socks. OK, I know that most people wear socks so maybe I was a bit premature, so don’t laugh, I wear bed socks. You can stop laughing now. It keeps my tootsies warm during these winter months and the funny thing is I don’t wear anything else. Scrub that, far too […]
“The knuckles of Reginald Barker’s right hand thudded into Ricky’s spine, but Ricky scarcely felt the pain of the blow.” Wow! What are you reading? Sounds awfully violent and rakish! Thudding fists and spinal injury, why, it must be no other than the Children’s Dandy Annual for 1970. You can read the above line in […]
Ready? Prepare yourself, it’s that time again although I do sprinkle a bit of salt on the sugar after a while if you can bare to read on… Another year has passed at Impossimal HQ with another reason to say thank you to you, our family of Impossimal fans for bringing us so much happiness along […]
Its awful, it’s the same thing every year, somebody, somewhere will succumb to Noddyism. We at the Noddisim Recovery Unit pride ourselves on first hand Noddy related illnesses and can treat most forms of Noddyism without the fear of a relapse. Please use the check list below, if you can tick two or more you […]
It always good of the Queen to take time away from her family on Christmas day to deliver a message to us all but I can’t help thinking that it may benefit from a little of today’s celebrity influence, a bit of street would help no end. Anyway, she must have pulled some fantastic Christmas cracker to get […]
Boring post today? I think not, read on… I love social media, I hate social media. That pretty much sums up most days dealing with Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Pinterest, LinkedIn, Klout, Google+, WordPress, Blogger and everything and anything else socially created online for the Impossimals. For me it’s turned from a few minutes a day […]
I love patterns and statistics and I like nothing more than passing time with my head in a book full of useless information. If I was a morbid fellow there is one section in one of my books that would make sure I never left my bed again, it’s called ‘Chances are…’ Some of the chances […]
The ‘Lost Alice’ tour finished at the weekend and we make a return to the studio for a bit of a play before Christmas. One thing we have done over the years is kept a diary, very much in the Adrian Mole sense of the word so I thought as a special treat today I […]